Mr. Maloney has a barbershop quartet of A Capella beavers in his yard who sing him to sleep each night. They are quite good. Sometimes they go on tour and open for big acts like the Yardbirds and the Flock of Seagulls. A Capella beaver acts are a bit of a niche taste but for those who can appreciate their wit, harmony, and, (the Oxford comma) talent, it is a true treasure. Mr. Maloney is one lucky guy to have so many talented beavers so close! LOL!!!!!!!!! It is Friday guys! This might even get Ron back if he sees this but he's probably still in Dairyland processing all the cheddar cheese he consumed while there.......comma!
Greg. I used to know a Mr Maloney. He was a distant relative. By distant, I mean he lived in Christchurch, New Zealand. He had a circus act involving penguins. Although they looked like puffins to me. Anyways he was raided by NZ Animal Welfare Police and had to go out of business. So, to make a long story short, that's where I got the idea for the Beaver Barbershop Quartet. Question: what is a "Capella"?
A "Capella" is very similar to an Uh Cupola. Many people mistake the two. Some have even been seen standing and waiting in slack-jawed anticipation of an upstairs window to start singing. They, almost, always, leave disappointed and end up at the local coffee shop where they overdose on....coffee. Some even believe the rampant rumors that an A "Capella" is actually the second (or third, I can't keep track) of the great, and vengeful god Apostropheii. These people are clearly delusional....but....Are They?????
I always thought that puffins are a kind of penguin. But penguins aren't a kind of puffin. I heard about the NZAWP. Hard core dudes and nobody to mess with. I can't wait for your BBQ's new album release and hope they make it to SE Texas on their next world tour. Give them our best eh!
Say what you want about Canada and Beavers but I recently saw a Bald Eagle swoop down on a suburban Massachusetts street and snag a dead squirrel. You won't find a beaver stooping that low.
Actually, we might have it at the beach or at the city. Remember, we build during the Holidays. The beach is going to be spectacular this year. I'll post pics when it's completed.
Well in relation to this image above I feel like the Bald Eagle ready to list more n more stuff then bam that little ninja jumps me out of no where dang lost my train of thought thanks Ninja Groundhog! Found the cookie culprit! Or was that my Marigolds last year he had for dinner? Too funny!
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Question: what is a "Capella"?
I always thought that puffins are a kind of penguin. But penguins aren't a kind of puffin. I heard about the NZAWP. Hard core dudes and nobody to mess with. I can't wait for your BBQ's new album release and hope they make it to SE Texas on their next world tour. Give them our best eh!
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