The Scrooge Buyer
Still to the seller yet unaware, will this feller get in your hair.
Over all bourse objection, now of course call for inspection.
Just to finer detect, the most minor defect.
To sport irritation, if a short perforation.
And to equally cringe, at the ghost of a hinge.
Restrain your contempt by easing the cost?
Tis vain the attempt since his pleasing is lost.
For no dollar or pound will ever erase, or bother the frown now etched on his face.
Tis to the clear many, a Grinch, for a mere penny will pinch.
Best you must say "it's a halt", lest he pesters enough, to just have a way, to find fault with the rest of yer stuff.
Over all bourse objection, now of course call for inspection.
Just to finer detect, the most minor defect.
To sport irritation, if a short perforation.
And to equally cringe, at the ghost of a hinge.
Restrain your contempt by easing the cost?
Tis vain the attempt since his pleasing is lost.
For no dollar or pound will ever erase, or bother the frown now etched on his face.
Tis to the clear many, a Grinch, for a mere penny will pinch.
Best you must say "it's a halt", lest he pesters enough, to just have a way, to find fault with the rest of yer stuff.
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