The completely pointless HipStamp humor game
Okay, I lied. I decided to see if we can come up with some philatelic phun and games.Just to keep the humor consolidated in one thread, I will repeat this one from the 'stache thread:
Q: What's the difference between a donkey and a stamp?
A: One you lick with a stick; the other you stick with a lick.
Q: What's the difference between a donkey and a stamp?
A: One you lick with a stick; the other you stick with a lick.
Comments
1st person: What's the difference between a skunk and a stamp?
2nd person: Beats me.
1st person: Then remind me never to send you out to get a stamp.
A priest goes to the post office to buy stamps for his Christmas cards. He says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps, please?" The clerk replies, "What denomination?" God help us. Has it come to this?" the priest answers. Give me six Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptist!
~ Ernest Rutherford, Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 1908
A: You wouldn't get it
Ted -What happened to your signature.
Ross
https://www.hipstamp.com/store/ross-stamps
Q: How can you tell when a Fax had been sent from by a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
A: Because they squeal.
Hot 3 years ago
After a great success of Aishwarya Rai's movie Bride & Prejudice all over the world, Indian government wanted a special postage stamp with her picture on it to recognize her. Government stress that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Indian Government & Aishwarya Rai both were pleased.
But within a couple of days, began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. Indian Government ordered CBI to investigate the matter.
CBI checked out at several post offices, and then reported to the Government Officials that: "The stamp is really world class. The problem is, all the peoples are licking on the wrong side of the stamp."