Feedback Details: "Hoseb"

Great seller. Mornings are like math—I just pretend to understand them.

Good seller. Nothing good starts before coffee. Nothing.

Good seller. The only thing I’m committed to in the morning is regret.

Great seller, thank you very much for the discount. Mornings are proof that the universe tests us daily.

Great seller. Rise and grind? More like rise and sigh.

Great seller. I wake up every day and choose chaos. And coffee.

Great seller. I wake up every day and choose chaos. And coffee.

Great seller. Relationships: where ‘I’m fine’ means grab snacks and run.

Great seller. Alarm clocks: the original heartbreakers.

Great seller. We’re perfect for each other—especially when we’re asleep.

Great seller. You said you’d always be there. You didn’t say emotionally unavailable.

Good seller. Romance is great, but have you ever had Wi-Fi that doesn’t disconnect?

Great seller. You know it’s love when they share fries. You know it’s war when they don’t.

Great seller. My partner asked me what I wanted for dinner. I said, ‘a better attitude.’

Great seller. If love is a battlefield, I showed up without armor.

Great seller. Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener.

Great seller. I need a job that lets me nap, snack, and ignore people. Wait, is that retirement?

Good buyer. Meetings: where minutes are kept and hours are lost.

Good seller. Emailing people who sit five feet away is peak professionalism.

Great seller. My boss told me to have a good day—so I went home.

Great seller. Every office has that one person who knows too much… and still does nothing.

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Good buyer. Some people climb the corporate ladder. I trip on the first step.

Great seller. When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.

Good seller. My wife and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Good seller. I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Great seller. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Great seller. Reality continues to ruin my life.

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Great seller. When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?

Great seller. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Good seller. I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later.

Good seller. A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Great seller. Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

Great seller. Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

Great seller. There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Great seller. There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Great seller. There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Great seller. If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.

Great seller. Don’t be so humble — you're not that great.

Great seller. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Great seller, thank you for the gift. Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Good seller. The suspense is terrible. I hope it’ll last.

Great seller. I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Good seller. If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Great seller. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Great seller. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Great seller. Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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