Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that's draped in bacon. "A bacon tree! We're saved!!, he says. He runs up to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
It wasn't a bacon tree,,,,,,it was a ham bush.......
For several months, a man thought his wife was playing tricks on him. His clothes seemed to be getting looser and looser. His shoes seemed to be getting to big. He was worried that she was scheming about something and confronted her. She swore up and down that she had nothing to do with it. He loved her and trusted her to a fault and became more concerned so he turned to his doctor to see if there was something wrong with him (beyond the obvious). He said Doc, he said, what in blamnation is going on with me? His Doc replied after a overly thorough, unnecessary, and generous exam that he was somehow and inexplicably shrinking. The man, shocked, asked his sawbones if there was anything that could be done about the situation.
Doc told him that he would just have be a little patient...........
Ah yes.....he's probably sitting in a Barco-Lounger being corrected by her royal highness, the Princess of Spellacia. He has bent the knee and once one bends the knee, it's can't be un-bent.
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It wasn't a bacon tree,,,,,,it was a ham bush.......
Doc told him that he would just have be a little patient...........
This stuff cured EVERYTHING when I was a lad...
"What's wrong?"
"I'm not listening!"