I'm getting something I've wanted for a long time for Christmas. You see, I also collect cookbooks, have got nearly 200. But Herself found a copy of a very elusive oriental cook book that I've read about but never seen: "One Hundred and One Ways to Wok Your Dog."
To the malls we race With credit cards in hand. Silver ware and skates, And boots for Uncle Stan
Toss it in the bag, I don't care what it costs. The check is in the mail But maybe it got lost! HEY! Jingle presents Jingle presents Reindeer tastes like Spam. Kick an elf Then gorge yourself And hijack Santa's van.
When I got up this morning it was-2°. That is cold. That is damned cold. Hell has indeed frozen over and now I've got a long list of things to do.
Having said that, now I'm sure some few of you are going to brag about how it's always this cold where you live. To which I can only ask, "What is your malfunction? Get in the car and leave."
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My dog Raymo now has a little brother Ziggy.
https://screenrant.com/far-side-stegosaurus-tail-thagomizer-comic/
-inspired by Bucky the Cat
To the malls we race
With credit cards in hand.
Silver ware and skates,
And boots for Uncle Stan
Toss it in the bag,
I don't care what it costs.
The check is in the mail
But maybe it got lost!
HEY!
Jingle presents
Jingle presents
Reindeer tastes like Spam.
Kick an elf
Then gorge yourself
And hijack Santa's van.
Having said that, now I'm sure some few of you are going to brag about how it's always this cold where you live. To which I can only ask, "What is your malfunction? Get in the car and leave."
Got this from Bentley for a can of tuna, while Greg was sleeping.
Asking for a friend.